During Tuesday night's match between the Orlando Magic and the Indiana Pacers, one fan was showing far more defense than the luckless Pacers: a guy fiercely guarding his giant ice cream cone from his girlfriend.

While the Magic held a 42-29 halftime lead over Indiana, NBA cameras scanned the crowd, and focused on a young couple: time and again, the young woman approached her man's over-sized waffle cone, and time and again she was wordlessly denied.

Eventually, Ice Cream Guy's "not in my house" posturing caught the attention of NBA TV play-by-play men Isaiah Thomas and Chris Webber, who used a telestrator to analyze the man's defense -- and foretold of his impending doom when he got home.