Me Trying Cooking AGAIN?! YIKES! #HELP!

HELP!  Awesome Girlfriend Megan and I are going to a party hosted by a couple of my BFFs, Doug and Sally.  The problem?  We need to bring a side dish!  YIKES.  I came up with the potentially fatal idea of us cooking together the delicious meal of Scallops Wrapped In Bacon!  I LOVE scallops wrapped in bacon, it's one of the few things I like about weddings, LOL.  Awesome Girlfriend Megan will be a trooper once again, you might remember my many failings when recently trying to cook scrambled eggs for my first time ever.  We will need to have authorities on standby for this disaster.  You can see the best tips for cooking scallops wrapped in bacon here.  My goal is to survive, and more importantly, NOT harm Megan nor my place!

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